by Ian Summerfield
Phil
Spitz: A hard-headed imbecile who looks socialized until he
opens his three-toothed mouth!
Jill
Spitz: A mad Scientist gone worse! she even developed a
tonic that would keep her head Female but the rest
turned...
Scheisse
Spitz: His name speaks his whole life because he literally
smells that way! no wonder you`ll be happy to see Hitler
when this mission is over because he doesn't smell like
Scheisse.
Hawk
Spitz: The genius of the family but he accidentally cut off
his left hand during an experiment and then he froze the
blood in motion to disgust any foes he may
encounter!
Lil
Spitz: She had her cousin Hawk Spitz make her a Robotic suit
so she could go around and torture the Jewish people for her
Fuehrer!
Paw
Spitz: The father of the first Spitz family! he may only
have a Chain Gun and a Rocket Launcher modified into a flame
thrower but he can be just as mean without them!
Swamp
Creature: Not a boss, but a monster mainly found in episode
3 - it will always appear on boss levels!
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